Two women chatting: Woman 1: I had a wonderful evening. How was yours? Woman 2: Oh! It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes & fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours by the way? Woman 1: Oh mine was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work: Husband 1: How was your evening ? Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! Moral: Perception varies per...